Shortlist: You’ve admitted you’re not fond of the name Arctic Monkeys. What would you change it to?
Nick O’Malley: Fire Pony.
It’s really weird to see people starting to follow me even when I post something here like twice a year
Liam Gallagher & Noel Gallagher - Oasis.
There are so many annoying and hypocritical things on Tumblr, but you can’t talk about it, because everyone here is offended by everything. Like, you know, credo - “Live to be offended”